Digital drawing of a frog carrying a large olive that says 'The Relentless Olive <3REB!' with a hilly landscape in the background. There is overlayed WordArt that says, 'I have a website! Like a BOSS'

An animation of a green vine with colorful flowers growing out of it.

Religiously, she sang along to From
Elvis to Memphis,
Belting "Only the Strong Survive" and
Tastefully harmonizing the word, "boy",
Regardless whether she knew the truth
Or not.

@

Tearfully, she now remembers the song,
Ultimately researching it
To find that it belongs to
A Black man after all.

.

If only Jerry Butler could knock her
Over the head to tell her that The Ice Man Cometh!